Funny Sayings and Quotes

A collection of delightfully funny sayings and amusing quotes.

This website is devoted to funny sayings and quotes. Check these quotes by Groucho Marx, Johnny Carson, many more for a good laugh.

"The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it." -Israel Zangwill

"Eyes believe what they see, ears believe whatever someone tells them."

"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."

"To those that observe carefully, all is divulged."

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong." -Unknown

"It is always much safer to follow than to lead."

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television." -Woody Allen

"Beauty without charm is like the flower with no sweet fragrance."

"No task is easy at the start. Chinese Saying "

"A problem is merely opportunity disguised."

"Put a person in authority, and you will know who they truly are." Yugoslav Saying

"Real life is just so unlike theory."

"To keep your place in the sun, you'll have to bear some sunburn."

"You can see a lot merely by watching."

"It is hard getting old by yourself. My spouse has not had a birthday in 10 years."

"Each person sees what they hold to be true."

"Never forget to get off your seat if opportunity knocks."

"Desires are challenging to overcome and impossible to satiate."

"No one ever dies from mortification."

"Innovation is nothing but a set of fresh eyes."

"Mothers and fathers can provide their children with almost anything except common sense."

"The end of desire is the start of regret."

"Nothing is definite except history and even that is subject to interpretation."

"No matter the path chosen, it will have its share of puddles."

"Sufficient patience will ultimately kill off any despair."

"The only thing that is intolerable is the ordinary."

"Sarcasm is an easy crutch, optimism is the real challenge."